Barack Obama says Terrorists "deserve constitutional rights"
Our old buddy Barack Hussein Obama, King of the Niggers, has surrounded himself with communists (think commune), socialists, and lawyers that spent their lives fighting freedom of speech/press. Now that he's got all these baboon asses forming a marching line in front of him and marching over us, he's getting his other ducks in a row. Next up on the list, add more terrorists to his happy list!
The Chimp-in-Chief has decided that terrorists shouldn't be called terrorists anymore. They're just people, like you and me. Why label them? (WTF?) Then he decided that "Enemy combatants" was too harsh and changed that. Now they're just "detainees".
They may as well be "friends of the White House". Invite them over for some waddymelon and KFC.
What's in a name? Glad you asked. Now that they're not "Enemy combatants" or "Terrorists" anymore, they're just being held by the military on US soil. What does that mean? I'll say it again, They're foreigners that are on US soil. They're no longer terrorists, they're illegal aliens!
It gets worse, Nigger Obama is not only changing their status but he's now closing Guantanamo Bay, GITMO for short. And with that he's got to move the "illegal aliens" in there. Where are they going to go? Yemen is a good spot. Oh wait, Yemen said "FUCK NO. We don't want them. Can't you just kill them?"
We could send them home to their various homelands, but even their homelands don't want them back. Well, I have to correct myself, China has 22 nationals in GITMO that they say they want back. Obama was pretty thrilled about that till he said "Whatchu gunna do wit my bitches wen dey get home?"
"Kill em for treason." says China. Of course our Presidend Shit-skin chimped out about that. Can't be killing friends, you know.
Forget that these asshats were caught ON A JIHAD TRAINING CAMP. That's right. Didn't hear that one on the news, did you? Even FOX news only ran it once on The Fox Report.
So instead they'll be moved to mainland USA, likely in Washington DC. Maybe Obama will put them up in the white house for a few days. I'm sure President Biden, er, I mean VP Biden wouldn't mind.
Now they'll be state-side as illegal aliens. What's a nigger to do? From Obama's own liver lips, "They deserve every right afforded to Americans under the United States Constitiution." They'll therefore be put on trial in civillian courts. Yep, just like Judge Judy. We'll get to hear all the great things the military and CIA used to catch these guys. Of course, the CIA and military will drop the charges because they don't want all of their secrets for keeping our country safe splashed across tomorrow's newspaper.
These aren't US citizens, the constitution doesn't apply. Last man out of GITMO should strike a match to the place and let it go.
Meanwhile, some good news. At his top secret fried chicken nigger summit, the Obama nigger, while trying to cut the military budget to the bone, decided that vets (Why is it Democrats are always against the military? WTF x2?) weren't paying their fair share for medical care. He'd like to charge any vets for their medical care. Fuck the vets, they're all mean people anyway. Make them pay! Who cares that they were injured protecting their country. They were probably killing babies and raping villagers. We already know how stupid soldiers are, right?
Well, that started a firestorm of protest from veterans across the globe and in no time at all Pelosi, who craves power like a pedophile on prom night, ran out and said "Obama takes it back! He takes it back!"
Funny how she can talk for the Obama buck, but perhaps he's her pet instead of the other way around?
Obama nigger's little bitch Geitner prints more money
Finally, Obama's favorite pet Tim Geitner has the printing presses running full tilt to pay for the bailout, to pay for our debt payments, and to pay for his gay lover's HIV medication. (Ok, the last one is speculation). After printing over $1 trillion dollars just a few weeks ago he's now settled to printing almost a billion every week. That's not enough to cover all his bills, but he's gotta start somewhere I guess.
When asked about inflation worries, Geitner who's a genius obviously, said "Inflation worries are unfounded. We've got inflation under control." A followup question was "Aren't we still printing money?"